Do you have to be like a second-grade dropout to be an umpire? Did you go to school until you were 8 years old? I think you quit school before you were 10. Stay in school kids or you'll end up being an umpire.
[Characterizing Harry S Truman:] Stupid!
I think JLo and iggy azalea have lost their heads up each other's big butts.
I bet his mother was a wyvern. -Scamp
Which is why you chose to wear that delightful ensemble from the skank-wear collection at Hoes-n-Thangs?" -Tommy
Joe Frazier is so ugly that when he cries, the tears turn around and go down the back of his head.
From all that I can collect by your manner of talking, you must be two of the silliest girls in the country. I have suspected it some time, but I am now convinced.
Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the U.S. Bureau of Wild Life.
"You're an old man who dresses like a Hooter's waitress."
