I have been accused of not taking seriously the FA Cup on Saturday ... I have won four times the FA Cup. Who has won it more? Give me one name.
It's not my duty to respond to what Mourinho says. I don't know the way he thinks.
At bottom the world isn't a joke. We only joke about it to avoid an issue with someone, to let someone know that we know he's there with his questions; to disarm him by seeming to have heard and done justice to his side of the standing argument.
We were at a beach one summer, and I had a bathing suit on. My wife looked at me and said: 'Boy, you are skinny, aren't you?' I said: 'Honey, I'd like to remind you that it was minor defects like this that kept me from getting a better wife.'
He's not too short. He's just... concentrated.
When people say, 'You're not being realistic,' they're just trying to tag some thoughts that they can't otherwise handle.
You can’t answer what I said, so you’re going to talk about my saying it.
I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.
Some people say I'm obnoxious and lazy, that I'm uneducated, that my opinion means nothing, but I know I'm a real good dancer.
I never ask my wife about my flaws. Instead I try to get her to ignore them and concentrate on my sense of humor.
For Trump, success always has a single father - himself. Failure has a hundred - everyone and anyone else. The media. The Democrats. The 'deep state.' Disloyal staffers. Prosecutors. Judges. Anyone who doesn't do his bidding or sufficiently sing his praises.
People throw insults at you, and sometimes they hit a nerve - and it's about not showing that, because they will pick on that. Don't feed the trolls!
I always say when someone says something negative about me, it's really saying something negative about them.
Relax. I am not the man I am portrayed to be by some.
I'd rather take the mick out of myself before anyone else does. I know they'll do it, so I'd rather get in there first!
ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
