Dating Habits Quotes

I'm a serial dater. When I see someone I like, we go on multiple dates.

I think people are having less of an investment in relationships. It used to be that you meet someone, you go on four or five dates and you gradually get to know them and trust them at the same time, and you learn a little bit about them. Now, it could be one date - maybe even before that first date - you go on Facebook have all the information.

Honestly, I have a tendency to date dorks. Which means that a lot of times, I date guys that no one else would deem to be a hunk.

Just because I’m single and don’t date a lot, that doesn’t make me a lesbian.

I'm kind of a rebound junkie. So. when a relationship goes sour, I look at the sweetness in life elsewhere. So, I date a bit. The best catharsis is to write jokes and tell 4,000 people about it.

I love Latin women, yet for some reason I always wind up with blondes.

No, I mean, I most certainly date and go out.

I need to figure men out. I've been seeing men that either remind me of my mother or remind me of my father. I either end up caretaking or being abandoned so I've had enough of my romantic instincts. I need to date away from type.

If you date one woman a year, times 10 years, and that's 10 women.

I don't like going out on a date unless I know the broad a little bit beforehand. By the way, 'broad' to me is not a detrimental term for women; it's simply another word for female. Anyway, I don't really go out a whole lot, because there aren't many girls I like to take out and spend a whole evening with - at least not an evening in public.

I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.

I only seem to date younger women.

My first wife was a brunette, and Barbi Benton, my major romantic relationship of the early 1970s, was a brunette. But since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonds.

I've always been a serial monogamist.

I have had only two men in four years while he appears every week on the newspapers with another woman.

People here will date goats. But no one wants to date a goat wearing Google glass.

I'm a serial monogamist.

I'm a serial monogamist.

I didn't date for my entire teen life - it just wasn't on my mind.

That's the thing - I've never really been single. I always end up in a relationship immediately.

I try not to date musicians. It's all I've dated. Every guy I've dated is a musician. Obviously, it's not working.

For a long time, I had a crazy girl dating habit.

I like daytime dates now. By the time night comes, I'm so exhausted and I feel like I'm no fun at night anymore.

I do date quite frequently.

I didn't have many girlfriends in my youth. I was an active young man, jumping from one girl to the next, but never with anyone for more than three or four months.