Date Quotes

I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I've since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her.

I did not have a date to the prom. I went to my junior prom alone, and my senior prom, I was doing my first movie. I went in a limousine with, like, a bunch of people to my junior prom. It was a group date.

Tuesday, September 11, 2001, dawned temperate and nearly cloudless in the eastern United States.

Anytime I had a date, it was at the Sadie Hawkins Day dance.

I graduated from University of Maryland, 1996 - or '97, actually.

I didn't even go to my prom. I didn't have one date in high school.

What I remember most about junior homecoming was my date getting sick afterwards. That kinda sucked. Then, senior year, someone got gum in her hair when we were dancing. She had to get one of the chaperones to take her to the office and cut up her hair. I felt really bad for her, but it worked out fine.

You can't make a date with enlightenment.

Come up and see me sometime.

If I'm on a date, I don't want to talk business right away. Let it feel like a date. I don't want to talk about my job right then.

Sinatra asked me out.

It's hard to pin down precise dates on these things.

A perfect date is probably something somewhere where you can kind of communicate and talk to the person. I don't like movies as first date. I don't think that's a good idea because you don't really get to talk to the person. I think taking a walk or just having one on one time with that person is the best.

It's not a date. I bought my own drink and I didn't shave my legs.

I went out with a guy from Wolverhampton once. He took me to watch a Wolves match. A man in the seat behind me burned a hole in my coat with a cigarette.

The best date I've had would probably have to be one where I went hiking to a big mountain here in New York.

I think prom is just about enjoying yourself.

Cabel smiles and hangs up. "Guess what." What," Janie says. We can go out on our first date." Woo hoo!" And guess what else- You're buying." Me? Why?" Because you lost the bet." Janie thinks for a moment. Punches Cabel in the arm. "You did not fail five quizzes or tests!" I did. I have proof.

Theater dates very quickly.

It's June second, he told himself. Try to remember that. This is New York, and tomorrow will be June third. If all goes well, the following day will be the fourth. But nothing is certain.

I'm an easy date. I meant cheap date, cheap date!

So it’s your death suit.” “Correct. Don’t you have a death outfit?” “Yeah,” I said. “It’s a dress I bought for my fifteenth birthday party. But I don’t wear it on dates.” His eyes lit up. “We’re on a date?” he asked. I looked down, feeling bashful. “Don’t push it.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.

We left Dayton, September 23, and arrived at our camp at Kill Devil Hill on Friday, the 25th.

I don't think a comedian should even be concerned with being cool or sexy, as soon as you do, you aren't a comedian any more. Looks are still the most important thing for women when it comes to meeting a partner. And that's fair enough, but a sense of humour is really important too. For starters, it's a great indicator of whether you are going to get on. If the first time you go on a date you don't find each other funny, there's a fundamental problem.