Crooks Quotes

It takes a crook to catch those crooks.

The stock market is a racket. Those guys are crooks.

An honest man is all right even if he's an idiot...but a crook must have brains.

If somebody accuses you in a story of being a crook, you can demand that they prove it. But if a comic says it and you protest, people say, 'What's the matter, you can't take a joke?

I think 80 percent of the population are really great, caring people who will help you and tell you the truth. That's just the way it is. And I think 20 percent of the population are crooks and liars. It's just a fact.

Hillary Clinton shouldn't be allowed to run for president. She shouldn't be allowed. She's a crook.

In the first place, most princes apply themselves to the arts of war, in which I have neither ability nor interest, instead of to the good arts of peace. They are generally more set on acquiring new kingdoms by hook or by crook than on governing well those that they already have.

Worst of all, however, is the devastation wrought by the misuse of religious conviction for political ends. In truth, we cannot sharply enough attack those wretched crooks who would like to make religion an implement to perform political or rather business services for them.

Crooks are early adopters.

I don't believe Spiro Agnew is a crook. If he was a crook, he'd still be in office.

... we've passed from the age of the common man to the common crook.

Me? Well, I don't know, I must go to a dictionary and learn what a crook is. I've never been a crook.

Well, I'm not a crook.

I want to give businessmen an honorable place but they make crooks out of themselves.

In my career, people in the record business have been rockin' in the same ol' boat. They all crooks - I'll say it clear and loud - especially the big ones.

Joe Kennedy is one of the biggest crooks who ever lived.

There's nothing wrong with crooks having lawyers. Everyone is entitled to a lawyer.

Pencey was full of crooks. Quite a few guys came from these wealthy families, but it was full of crooks anyway. The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has - I'm not kidding.

Despite more than a year of spittle-flecked fury at Hillary Clinton for using a private email server, most Trump voters probably don’t even know what a private server is. Nor do they care. It was just a buzzword that somehow meant Hillary was a crook.

Last week convicted Enron crook Ken Lay died of a heart attack. They announced they were going to cremate him. Where he's going, why bother?.

Crooks aren't the worst people, just the stupidest. The fleas of the world.

Should the poor be flattered? No; let the candied tongue lick absurd pomp, and crook the pregnant hinges of the knee where thrift may follow fawning.

We, as black people, we have a lot of crooks.

It would be one of the most irritating experiences in the world to do a lot of work to uncover a fraud and then at have it go from X to 3X and at h the crooks happily partying with your money while you're meeting margin calls. Why would you want to go within hailing distance of that?

I felt free and chained at the same time - like one feels just before election, when all the crooks have been nominated and you are beseeched to vote for the right man.