Quotes about Crabs

John Hay

There are three species of creatures who when they seem coming are going, when they seem going they come: diplomats, women, and crabs.

Russell Means

When a woman grabs my braids and says "How cute!" I crab her breast and say "How cute!" She never touches me again!

Gabe Newell

I've always wanted to be a giant space crab.

Nora Ephron

I don't think there was ever a dish that changed my life. I certainly remember a constant series of things that I had for the first time and thought, 'Where has this been all my life?' One was brie. I mean, oh my God! One was my first soft-shell crabs.

Jay London

My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.

Anne Sexton

There is an animal inside me,
clutching fast to my heart,
a huge crab.

Richard Russo

Worse, I have to admit to feeling the jealousy of one crab for another that has managed to climb out of the barrel.

David Benioff

My favorite food in the world is hard shell crabs from Maryland.

Patti LaBelle

So if anybody wants to get me something, get me 60 crabs - one for each year. I don't want no diamonds, I don't want no shoes, I don't want no party. I want some crabs.

Neri Oxman

The second-most abundant biopolymer on the planet is called chitin, and some 100 million tons of it are produced every year by organisms such as shrimps, crabs, scorpions, and butterflies. We thought if we could tune its properties, we could generate structures that are multifunctional out of a single part.

Nayvadius Wilburn

The weirdest place I ever actually woke up in was a villa on the beach in Mexico. It was burning hot, and there were all these crabs walking around me. But I was feeling good, so I went with the vibe.

Steven Pressfield

The highest treason a crab can commit is to make a leap for the rim of the bucket.

Winfield Scott

You are very fortunate to be assigned to duty at Fortress Monroe on Chesapeake Bay; it is just the season for soft shelled crabs, and hog fish have just come in, and they are the most delicious panfish you ever ate.

Paul Hollywood

I love Rome for their calzones and New York City for the variety of quality eateries, but I absolutely fell in love with Miami for the stone crabs at Joe's just off Ocean Drive - the best I've ever had, and the Cajun food. The steaks out there are colossal - it's like having a shark and a cow on your plate.

Jim Nantz

I love stone crabs. And I love popcorn.

Dane Cook

I was being chased by a giant crab. That's not funny.

Cyril Connolly

Like those crabs which dress themselves with seaweed, we wear belief and custom.

Aristophanes

You will never make the crab walk straight.

Lawrence Durrell

But I love to feel events overlapping each other, crawling over one another like wet crabs in a basket

Kathy Reichs

Who's going to rob us? A crackhead crab? A jellyfish junkie?

Ferdinand Claiborne Latrobe

We have always had the most beautiful women and the finest oysters in the world, and now we have the best baseball club.

Even in the 19th century, cities felt that professional sports teams were a benefit and a source of pride. That was before the era when sports team owners demanded payments from the cities to stay in that locality and the cities began to realize that the cost was greater than the benefit. Latrobe was a 7 term mayor who was eventually ousted by his own party, The baseball team to which he referred was the precursor of the Baltimore Orioles. At the time, the Chesapeake Bay produced the finest oysters and shipped them all over the continent in huge quantities. This was before the farming run off and chicken waste polluted the bay shrinking the oyster harvest to a small fraction of its 19th century yield.

Crabs Quotes