Cooking Dislike Quotes

I never, ever, ever cook. And I would never eat anything I might cook.

Cooking, you can keep. I've not the slightest interest in it.

Let me start with a confession: I don't enjoy cooking. The reason I usually do it at home is not because I'm a New Man or Jamie Oliver disciple, but because my wife's cooking is so bad. In fact, to me, cooking is less a pleasurable pastime than a defense against poisoning.

I hate to cook and love to eat.

I'm not a cook. I like to watch the Food Network, but I don't like to cook.

My least favorite ingredient to cook with is black pepper.

I can't cook, at all. I would not know how to make coffee. I took cooking classes, so I know how to make chocolate soufflé, but ask me if I want to make soufflé. I let somebody else make the chocolate soufflé, and I eat it. I found that, when I took cooking classes and tried to cook, I didn't want to eat it. The joy was gone. I was always filthy with the stuff, and then had to clean it up. I don't like that.

I don't like cooking and don't cook until I am forced to. Then I expect everyone around to appreciate what I dish out.

I love cooking except for an annoying step - cleaning up.

I'm not a good cook, unfortunately. I've tried a few times, but I don't like it too much.

There is nothing worse than grilled vegetables.

I hate to cook, but I love to eat. I would want to be able to conjure yummy and healthy meals by wiggling my nose!