I'll eat one cookie, not a whole box of cookies. But I'll still eat the one cookie... sometimes two, or even three. But not the whole box.
It was a cookie, not a crack pipe.
I like a gooey cookie.
While they're still warm, I like to sandwich a chocolate chip cookie with raspberry stracchiatella gelato.
You can be miserable before you have a cookie and you can be miserable after you eat a cookie but you can't be miserable while you are eating a cookie.
Hey, ah, does anyone want a cookie or something? Oh yeah. A cookie. That would make everything better. Dunked in a shot of tequila , maybe? Or better yet, just the bottle? Yeah, that ought to do it.
Funny, how one good cookie could calm the mind and even elevate a troubled soul.
I love Oreos.
In some ways, chocolate chip cookie recipes are my favorite algorithms. You put a bunch of bad-for-you stuff in a bowl and get a delicious result.
If people would only look to the cookie, all our problems would be solved.
This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.
It’s just a cookie, sweetheart.
The cookie is the critical part. It's a word I created for sex and you've got to give a man all three things. If you miss one out, he is going to find it somewhere else.
I love oatmeal raisin cookies.
