Consumer Apathy Quotes

They Want You To Be A Docile Apathetic Consumer

What advertisers call brand loyalty is merely the consumer's defense against the need to waste energy differentiating among things that barely differ.

They could take sesame seeds off the market and I wouldn't even care. I can't imagine 5 years from now saying, "Remember sesame seeds? What happened? All the buns are blank!"

I hate thinking about clothes. I hate shopping.

Wandering around the mall and giggling at magazines doesn't interest me. I've never enjoyed shopping. I detest shoes.

The public be damned.

The most dangerous thing for a branded product is low interest.

I barely can go shopping for clothes. I find it difficult to walk into stores. The whole thing bores me so much.

Why is McDonalds still counting? How insecure is this company? 40 million, 80 billion million jillion killion tillion... who cares? Is anyone really impressed by that any more? Ooh, 89 billion sold? All right, I'll have one! I'm satisfied! I'd like to tell the CEO of McDonalds, "Look. We all get it, okay? You've sold a lot of hamburgers. Whatever the number is, just put up a sign, 'McDonalds: We're Doing Very Well.' We are tired of hearing about every goddamn one of them."