Take a stress pill and think things over-- HAL in 2001
Everything that has a computer in will fail. Everything in your life, from a watch to a car to a radio, to an iPhone, it will fail if it have a computer in it.
My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer.
When computer systems cause errors, you can end up with The Dreaded NIGO - the 'not in good order' transaction.
And if the computer gives you any back talk, pour some well-sugared office coffee into its evil little silicon brain.
One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'
I detest computers. If you had a device like that 30 years ago that froze up constantly, misbehaved constantly, lost your information and screwed up when you needed it the most, it would have been laughable.
Hardware: This is the part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.
From then on, when anything went wrong with a computer, we said it had bugs in it.
Computers can bully us. A slow and unreliable system will bring even the toughest soul to their knees as they find themselves completely defenseless against the erratic whims of their rogue machine.
All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
