Coffee Order Quotes

I was in Starbucks and the person in front of me said: 'Can I have a tall, skinny, black Americano please?' I said: 'Are you ordering coffee or voting in the U.S. elections?'

What would you like?" "A skinny decaf latte." This is a ridiculous form of coffee, but I did not point it out.

Waitress!" Hedge called. "Six double espressos, and whatever these guys want. Put it on the girl's tab.

I ordered a decaf coffee the other night, and I was like, 'Holy crap, I'm an adult.'

I always start my day with a red-eye misto - two shots, extra hot, extra foam - from Starbucks.

I can't do the frappuccino. It's too sweet. I need it straight.

I'm actually not a big coffee fan, so I don't drink it that much. I'd rather have a green tea. But I do love to get a white mocha sometimes - it is just a strong order.

The more complicated the order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a 'decaf grandee, half soy, half lowfat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet,' ooooh, you're a huge asshole.

If the waitress comes, order me a coffee and something that involves bacon.