Clothesline Quotes

South African schoolchildren set a world record this week by creating the world's longest clothesline. Hey, what do South Africans wash their clothes with? Apar-Tide!

People didn't know the difference between a blue line and a clothes line.

I'm a very good laundress when I have to be.

I know what it's like to wash my clothes in a Chevron station.

I hang my laundry on the line when I write.

I see these guys, they throw a guy into the ropes and they do a back flip and then clothesline the guy and it looks stupid. Why don't you just clothesline the guy?

Canada is not so much a country as a clothesline nearly 4,000 miles long. St John's in Newfoundland is closer to Milan, Italy than to Vancouver.

I do my laundry on a weekly basis.

It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.

I don't know how to use a washing machine.

Then Mrs. Tiggy-winkle made tea - a cup for herself and a cup for Lucie. They sat before the fire on a bench and looked sideways at one another. Mrs. Tiggy-winkle's hand, holding the tea-cup, was very very brown, and very very wrinkly with the soap-suds; and all through her gown and her cap, there were HAIRPINS sticking wrong end out; so that Lucie didn't like to sit too near her.

You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.