Church Comparison Quotes

There is this difference between the Church of Rome and the Church of England: the one professes to be infallible, the other to be never in the wrong.

The Roman Catholic Church is for saints and sinners alone - for respectable people, the Anglican Church will do.

Protestantism is nothing else than another form of the true Christian religion through which one can please God as much as through the Catholic Church

I don't understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.

For years I had been disillusioned by the Church of England's compromising on everything. The Catholic Church doesn't care if something is unpopular.

Though I was a Catholic, I recognized that Protestant churches had something.

You should enter a ballpark the way you enter a church.

The Westboro Baptist Church is no more a church than Church's Fried Chicken is a church.

Commercials were once TV's version of the church. Which is to say, you couldn't offend the sponsor; therefore, certain values had to be underscored in the subject matter.

Worshiping the earth is more fun than going to church. It's also closer.

It is interesting to observe that in the year 1935 the average individual's incurious attitude towards the phenomenon of the State is precisely what his attitude was toward the phenomenon of the Church in the year, say, 1500. It does not appear to have occurred to the Church-citizen of that day, any more than it occurs to the State-citizen of the present, to ask what sort of institution it was that claimed his allegiance.

By comparison with a night-club, churches are positively gay.

There are fifty churches in a city and a thousand saloons. The churches are open one day and two or three evenings in each week. The saloons are open every week-day all day long and far into the night.