Chicken Coop Quotes

Putting Michael Gove in charge of the Department of the Environment is much like putting a wolf in charge of the chicken coop.

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? ... Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

You don't have to live on a farm to have chickens; in some places, you just need a little bit of green space and a tidy chicken coop. To me, they're nearly ideal pets. They feed us more often than we feed them! We have 2 chickens, Goldie and Paprika, and they each produce 1 egg a day, sometimes more.

Placing the state in charge of moral principles is equivalent to putting the proverbial fox in charge of the chicken coop.

I'm mad about gardening. I have an allotment on the other side of Hampstead Heath, and I keep three hens in my garden.

I'd love to paint our roof white - it's so hot down here in Texas! - and I'd love to have a rainwater collection system to save rain runoff for later. I also love to fantasize about keeping chickens in the backyard.

You can't set a hen in one morning and have chicken salad for lunch.

The networks are not some chicken-coop manufacturing lobby whose calls nobody returns.

I just love chickens.

I have four Rhode Island Red hens. I get two eggs from them a day. They're feathered dustbins that eat leftover food and weeds, and they're easy to look after - I throw some grain at them in the morning, take the eggs and that's it. I love the sound of clucking.