Having red hair was never an issue, I'm so happy I have red hair.
When I was a little kid I always wanted to be ginger. My best friend was ginger and he was pretty cool.
Next to her, I felt like Carrot Top in drag. Cat re: Annette
What they call 'alt-comedy' now is basically what comedy was like in the '80s. People tried different things, and everybody went to the clubs; there was no other place. Then somehow, the clubs became infiltrated by Dice Clay and Carrot Top types.
Follow up the interview with a phone call. If Carrot Top can figure out how to use a phone, so can you.
I am a very ginger-coloured person, but I don't have orange hair.
I think Carrot Top is hilarious.
People don't associate red hair, pale skin, and freckles with beauty.
Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me.
Well, I think my stand-up is often kind of visual. Not like Carrot Top visual, but visual.
I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive.
Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.
I once died my hair blonde, and it looked like an orangey-red carrot top. It was the '80s, and I was trying to look like George Michael. At the time, the ladies loved it, and I loved it too!
As a bounty hunter, I have to dress the part. If I came to the door and looked like Carrot Top, you'd laugh.
Patch smiled. “You come by your red hair naturally?” I stared at him. “I don’t have red hair.” “I hate to break it to you, but it’s red. I could light it on fire and it wouldn’t turn any redder.
Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he needs to get an edge.
It's brilliant to me, I absolutely love having red hair. I love being ginger and I love my specific colouring.
