Cafeteria Food Quotes

I don't know if I'd call it a favorite, but there was an entree in the rotation at my grade school cafeteria called 'Salisbury Steak' that was some kind of freestanding spongiform potage covered in a sauce that would probably have to be spelled 'grayvee' for legal reasons.

We didn't have packed lunches at my school. I was a lunch monitor as well - I used to take everyone's chips!

My favorite subject was lunch time.

England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria.

As a chef and as a father, I am very upset by what's on the menu at most schools: chicken nuggets and tater tots and ketchup and pizza.

Given the choice, I'm sure the majority of children would rather have a packed lunch than school meals.

Buy foods from nearby farms and have that food served in the cafeteria.

He had a note excusing him from PE for the rest of his life because he had some kind of muscular disease in his legs. He walked funny, like every step hurt him, but don't let that fool you. You should've seen him run when it was enchilada day in the cafeteria.

Fish sticks and beef stew that millions of children love to hate.

I just thought of a great theory that explains everything. When I went to that party, I was abducted by aliens. They have created a fake Earth and fake high school to study me and my reactions. This certainly explains cafeteria food.

Lunch was my favorite part at school.