Once I finished breastfeeding, my mom's like, 'Don't take that bra off ever!' Mom, thank you. I wore a one-size-too-small bra for like, two years. It helps...! They don't fall, you teach them, you teach them to come back!
Don't talk to me about gravity. When I get out of bed in the morning, I have to be careful not to step on my breasts.
For me, it's hard to wear a bra the whole entire day if it's got underwire.
When I first heard the term 'training bra,' I was freaked out. I was pretty young and I said, 'Did you just say training bra? They're training their chests? I had no idea.' See some lady, her boobs are everywhere. 'What's her deal?' Those are untrained titties.
I am a woman now! It‘s true. No, honestly, I‘ve never worn a bra in my life, ever!
I've got a couple of those Gossard Wonderbras. They are so brilliant, I swear, even I get cleavage with them.
I don't even have moderately big breasticles. They just look like - well, nevermind what they look like. At least they stay strapped down when I worm into a sports bra.
I now consider it a good day when I don't step on my boobs.
My boobs are so low I had to put curb feelers on my nipples!
I'm big-busted... I can't always wear the cutest bras, and it makes me so mad.
My breasts are so low, now I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time.
I have to wear two sports bras when I do my cardio. It takes a lot to hold these puppies up!
