If I see something sagging, bagging or dragging I'll get it nipped, tucked or sucked.
This is what's sick about living in L.A. My eight-year-old daughter will point to a woman and say, 'Look! That woman's had too much Botox.' She spots them because they all look a bit like Lord Voldemort from 'Harry Potter.'
There's not a part of me, apart from the soles of my feet, which has not had work done.
I haven't had my teeth fixed, I haven't had a hair transplant. I haven't had a skin peel, tummy tuck. I've done literally nothing.
As far as I can see women who have facelifts don't look younger, just weirder. You see them on screen with these tight, little porcelain faces - then the hand goes up to the face and it looks like it belongs to an alien. I find it really freaky.
Right after Dynasty ended I had a facelift and laser surgery to get rid of lines around my eyes.
According to a new study, Botox injections can help back pain. So you see, that's why John Kerry had all that Botox - his back was killing him from all that flip-flopping on issues.
I think the good thing about my face is it has always been expressive. With Botox that goes - not what you want as an actress.
I'd rather look old than look as if I'd had plastic surgery. Sometimes it looks really fake; all people can think about when they look at you is that you've had plastic surgery.
I've lived in L.A. for a long time, and they say, 'If you sit in a barber's shop for long enough, you will get a hair cut.' Well, if you live in Los Angeles for long enough, you're going to get some surgery.
There has been speculation through the years that Elvis has his eyes done or some other mystery procedure, but that mini facelift was the extent of his plastic surgery.
If someone overdoes fillers or Botox, and many months have passed, they'll start looking more natural, like Dr. Dubrow.
When a patient comes in for a face lift, I can get in there and lift up the deep tissue. But, one thing I cannot fix with surgery or these hands is the skin.
Like the diminishing beauty returns for a facially paralyzed Botox addict, the more forcefully we attempt to stop the passage of time, the less available we are to the very moment we seek to preserve.
As a plastic surgeon, I know the skin better than anybody because I see it in all the different layers.
I can always tell when people have had plastic surgery.
I did try fillers once. Don't ever have fillers because when your cheekbones are high, it's chipmunk time.
Most celebrities are not going to admit they had work done.
Thanks to Botox and fillers, as well as the work that I've already had, my face pretty much maintains itself.
I have never had plastic surgery, and there are many pop singers who have.
You can actually take a weekend course in cosmetic surgery.
Everybody f-king does it. I suppose I can't say 'everybody' because I don't know for sure, but come on...It's just the tiniest sprinkle of Botox twice a year. I think most women do 10 units, but that freezes the face and you can't move it. This is just one unit, and it's just sprinkled here and there to take the edge off...Perhaps it's not wise to put that in a magazine? But I ain't hiding anything.
All that nipping and tucking doesn't make you look younger - only stranger.
You know, let's put it this way, if all the people in Hollywood who have had plastic surgery, if they went on vacation, there wouldn't be a person left in town.
I have had no plastic surgery on my face. Can I leave it at that?