The difference between slaves in Roman and Ottoman days and today's employees is that slaves did not need to flatter their boss.
There's a guy I used to pay to work with me who'd call me 'kiddo.' I said, 'There's nothing that justifies you expressing that to me, your boss.'
If your boss gets drunk and offers to photocopy her posterior, do not helpfully suggest pressing reduce 75%.
At this point, American workers are pretty respectful of the bosses they loathe.
It's great to go to work and your boss is a black man, one of your peers, you know?
If your boss asks you why you're comin' in late, you say it's 'cause you stayed late.
Dear, never forget one little point. It's my business. You just work here.
You know what I hate about working? Bosses...The very idea that ANYONE could be my boss, well...I think you see the conflict.
A boss who interrupts an employee a lot is called an extrovert, whereas an employee who interrupts a boss too often is called an ex-employee.
My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless.
Your boss is only human and just wants the best from you.
