Beer Quality Quotes

So popular is beer, the world's best-selling alcoholic drink, that it is often taken for granted. Yet scientific analysis shows that a glass of beer has within it as many aromas and flavors as fine wine. Not everyone understands this, but an increasing number of people do.

There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says 'Good people drink good beer.' Which is true, then as now. Just look around you in any public barroom and you will quickly see: Bad people drink bad beer. Think about it.

I'm not a great beer drinker, but I do like Butcombe, probably because it's made of good Somerset water.

You gotta be think'n Sam Adams, not drink'n Sam Adams

The beer sold here in the United States is sweet and watery and lacking in taste and overcarbonated and just generally the lamest, wimpiest beer in the entire known world. All the other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer, and we are drinking Barry Manilow.

Beer is nasty.

There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others.

We are the Draft Beer Preservation Society.

When a glass sits on a table here, people don't wonder if it's half filled or half empty. They just hope it's good beer.

Note, that yeast of good Beer, is better then that of Ale.

When I conducted a beer-rating session last year, I wrote that most American beers taste as if they were brewed through a horse. That offended many people in the American beer industry, as well as patriots who thought I was being subversive in praising foreign beers. I have just read a little-known study of American beers. So I must apologize to the horse. At least with a horse, we'd know what we're getting.

Always store beer in a dark place.