Bad Timing Quotes

My mum told me the best time to ask my dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I'd ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying "Can I have a new bike?". He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.

The day of my wedding, I got a FedEx in the mail. It was my termination papers. I was fired... on my wedding day.

Well, I don't need protection One life begins, another dies Bad timing I won't last

Life for me has always been about timing, and it was bad timing for that disease to hit me; it was time to exit stage.

Good newes may bee told at any time, but ill in the morning.

No one was to blame for what happened, but that does not make it any less difficult to accept. It was all a matter of missed connections, bad timing, blundering in the dark. We were always in the right place at the wrong time, the wrong place at the right time, always just missing each other, always just a few inches from figuring the whole thing out. That's what the story boils down to, I think. A series of lost chances. All the pieces were there from the beginning, but no one knew how to put them together.

If something can be said to make an awkward moment even worse, I'm going to say it.

Some men, like a wet dog, sprinkle a shower of advice over you when you are least prepared for a bath.

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport.

A bloody good thing, but too late.

All broken hearts are circumstantial. Every lovelorn jerk is the victim of bad timing, good intentions, and someone else’s poor decision making.

And he says I have lousy timing

In terms of timing, there's never a good time to get injured.

Good fortune can take forever to get to you, but as it turns out, sorrow is as quick as a shot.

I've been saying how I feel at the wrong time.

The mind picks some very bad times to take a walk doesn't it?

When you are down and out something always turns up - and it is usually the noses of your friends.

Why is it you always meet people when you look your worst?

Fate already warned us to pack it in. We just didn’t hear it in time.

Sometimes life has a cruel sense of humor, giving you the thing you always wanted at the worst time possible.

It's hard to believe, but anything can happen. Accidents do happen, unfortunately, it happened at the worst time.