Bad Dates Quotes

In real life I do a lot of reconnaissance and then kind of choose the guy I'm going to go after. Not like stalking, but I just want a little background info. That might be why I haven't had many bad dates.

I'm still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage.

I once went on a date where the girl drove and so couldn't drink. I was nervous, so drank quite a bit - it didn't end amazingly. As much as I love movies, I think cinema dates can be weird because you essentially sit next to each other in silence for a couple of hours.

Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.

I have spent a decade of my life dating. I am thrilled about never going on another bad date for the rest of my life. I'm also so excited to learn and grow with the person I respect most in this world.

I did Internet dating for a while, and that is rife with horrible dating stories.

I've been so unlucky with dates for myself. So why not have someone else pick them for me?

People on dates shouldn't even be allowed out in public.

I guess I just feel bad that I'm still going on bad dates when I should really be in a bad marriage by now.