[Referring to Abraham Lincoln:] The President is nothing more than a well-meaning baboon.... I went to the White house ... where I found "the original Gorilla" about as intelligent as ever. What a specimen to be at the head of our affairs now!
Evolution is a process that never stops. Baboons who fail to exhibit moral behavior do not survive; they wind up as meat for leopards.
Do I get grief for the fact that in communicating, say, about the baboons I'm doing so much anthropomorphizing? One hopes that the parts that are blatantly ridiculous will be perceived as such. I've nonetheless been stunned by some of my more humorless colleagues - to see that they were not capable of recognizing that.
I have family in Tanzania. I can't even explain the joy of riding through the Tanzania national park and seeing giraffes run across the road and elephants over in a pond and baboons running.
Baboons take a bit of getting to know but, apparently, once you break the ice, so to speak, they are complex and interesting creatures with elaborate societies.
Agh-uhh!” the baboon grunted. He turned and waddled up the stairs. Unfortunately, the Lakers jersey didn’t completely cover his multicolored rear.
The Chameleon's face reminded Aristotle of a Baboon. Aristotle wasn't much of a looker himself.
There once was a brainy baboon, Who always breathed down a bassoon, For he said, It appears That in billions of years I shall certainly hit on a tune.
Just my luck, on top of everything else I had to take baboon medicine.
I bought two sculptures of two baboons called Lord and Lady Muck on an antique piece of furniture from an art exhibition, and it was quite expensive. It was very expensive, actually - way too expensive.
I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick.
If you spend enough time around something like baboons, you start to look at humans differently.
The hamadryas baboon is a harem holder where one male mates with multiple females.
Whistling tunes we're kissing baboons in the jungle.
You are one freaking awesome baboon.
He who understands baboon would do more towards metaphysics than Locke.
Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.
Baboons have the exact physiology as humans do. They also get the same stress-related illnesses, such as ulcers and heart disease.
If some baboons just happen to be good at seeing water holes as half full instead of half empty... we should be able to as well.
