Automotive Troubleshooting Quotes

I don't know one end of a car from another.

I worked my way through art school as an auto mechanic, doing various stuff including sanding bodywork and using Bondo filler.

It's the little questions from women about tappets that finally push men over the edge.

Every day I'd come home after school, pop the hood of my mom's car, put alligator clips on the battery, and wire into the house and go play on my computer. If I used it for too long, I'd wear down the car battery, and my mom would be all mad at me the next day.

I like cars. I know some things. I can change my own car and battery and change my own oil.

For 'Death Car' I had three vehicles for the leading lady, because you never know when something is going to go wrong. You can blow a tire or start spinning around and hit a lamppost.

Go into the auto mechanic, you've got to know computers to be able to work on the cars.

You don't need to recall 100,000 cars because you need to fix something. That can be done with a download of software.

I have enormous respect for people who are gifted mechanics.

I'm a huge NASCAR fan, but I'm not a gearhead. I've never been into fixing cars. It's not because I don't like it. I would love to know more. It's just my dad never taught me that stuff because my dad wasn't a mechanic.

When your car rattles when you drive, you know you are playing cool music.

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.