Automobile Financing Quotes

Divorced men are more likely to meet their car payments than their child support obligations.

I learned that monthly payments are the cornerstone of everything in the automobile business.

Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.

As we drive down the freeways, we see the new cars, but not the massive new-car loans that enslave their drivers to the banks.

In America, people buy cars, and they put very little money down. They get a car, and they go to work. The work pays them a salary; the salary allows them to pay for the car over time. The car pays for itself.

When my wife was getting a lease for her Jeep Cherokee, and I saw a Dodge Ram Sport, I thought, 'Oh wow, it's amazing.'

What a piece of garbage this smart car is. There's a commercial - the smart car has zero percent interest for six years. Well, good, I got zero percent in six years in buying this smart car. I'll tell you that much. I mean, it's ridiculous. My buddy has a smart car, totaled it. He hit a deer tick.

You know, I once leased a Mercedes because I got a good deal on it because of my first name.