autoeroticism Quotes

A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation.

Masturbation is great for the right arm

War appeals to young men because it is fundamentally auto-eroticism.

Masturbation is good for the right arm.

I'd like to have sex with myself.

I wanted to put a reference to masturbation in one of the scripts for the Sandman. It was immediately cut by the editor [Karen Berger]. She told me, "There's no masturbation in the DC Universe." To which my reaction was, "Well, that explains a lot about the DC Universe."

Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure.

Masturbation is a democratic pleasure, practiced by rich and poor, young and old, married and single.

You just sit home and masturbate. The phone is going to ring soon, but you just can't wait.

Masturbation is the thinking man's television.

Nothing has done more to render modern economic theory a sterile and irrelevant exercise in autoeroticism than its practitioners’ obsession with mathematical, general-equilibrium models.

Removed from its more restrictive sense, masturbation has become an expression for everything that has proved, for lack of human contact, to be void of meaning. We have communication problems, suffer from egocentrism and narcissism, are frustrated by information glut and loss of environment; we stagnate despite the rising GNP.