Goldfish are flowers ... flowers that move.
I have an aquarium full of fish and some Mexican walking fish.
So I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is."
There is something about a home aquarium which sets my teeth on edge the moment I see it. Why anyone would want to live with a small container of stagnant water populated by a half-dead guppy is beyond me.
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
