Where did you get your haircut, the pet shop?
Dirty pony, I can't wait to hose you down.
We've got eight dogs, a cat, a turtle, kids... yeah we have a lot of dogs. It's a lot of fur, it's a lot of poop... and that's not even counting Robbie. He's the hairiest most feral animal of all.
Slicing a warm slab of bacon is a lot like giving a ferret a shave. No matter how careful you are, somebody's going to get hurt.
To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction - and a cat. The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by.
You can manicure a cat but can you caticure a man?
Man and other civilized animals are the only creatures that ever become dirty.
The cat, covered in dust and standing on its hind legs, bowed to Margarita. Round its neck it was now wearing a made-up white bow tie on an elastic band, with a pair of ladies’ mother-of-pearl binoculars hanging on a cord. It had also gilded its whiskers.
When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them.
One thing about cats: They are extremely clean animals.
If you watch a fly on, say, a coffee table, you'll see that they're rubbing their little legs together to groom themselves; they're actually quite clean creatures.
He marvelled at the fact that the cats had two holes cut in their fur at precisely the spot where their eyes were.
