Alien Interaction Quotes

I think there's a lot of intelligence out there, but that's just my guess. Question is: Are they peaceable or hostile? You could say that the peaceable ones are just going to stay at home and play with their Nintendos, so if you do meet any of them, they might be hostile.

There's really no way to plan how to play an alien.

We were from totally different social backgrounds. This is what is very hard for an American to understand, but we could have been five guys from Mars.

When Leo takes the record from me, it will hurt a little. But it's not just anyone taking it away. It's not a normal person. A Martian is taking it from me. That makes me feel a little better.

It's abundantly clear that we already have extraterrestrials living among us, and people are stepping forward who can communicate with them.

I don't know if I'd go with an alien to space. I would have to feel the alien's vibe. I'm a vibe person.

In case you're an alien and you're reading this: BITE ME.

If an alien lands on your front lawn and extends an appendage as a gesture of greeting, before you get friendly, toss it an eightball. If the appendage explodes, then the alien was probably made of antimatter. If not, then you can proceed to take it to your leader.