Alcohol-Related Behavior Quotes

Drunkenness does not create vice; it merely brings it into view.

I would say about 90 per cent of drunken idiots in comedy clubs wear ties, particularly in London where I work most of the time.

The three drunkest cities in America: Fresno, Riverside, and whatever Mel Gibson is driving through.

Go to bed, you fool," Calcifer said sleepily. "You're drunk." "Who, me?" said Howl. "I assure you, my friends, I am cone sold stober." He got up and stalked upstairs, feeling for the wall as if he thought it might escape him unless he kept in touch with it. His bedroom door did escape him.

I was so drunk the whole time that I took bottles for girls and girls for bottles.

When I'm drinking around people, I tend to get silly or pugnacious or wild, which can cause problems.

I really don't like drunk women; I think it is such a bad look. I think it's very inappropriate and I don't like it. I don't really have drunk friends.

Let's put it this way: I did not get in trouble every time I drank, but every time I got in trouble, I'd been drinking

I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.