I'm a little young for retirement.
By the time I was 14, I was about six foot. I remember going into auditions, and they'd look at how tall I was and say, 'Well, you're taller than the lead actor, so there's no way we can cast you.'
As an older dad you can certainly get down on the floor. The problem is can you get up again?
As a member of the Aging Committee, I'm no stranger to fighting for America's seniors.
Never ask anyone over 70 how they feel. They'll tell you.
Paul McCartney had a baby when he was 61; Rod Stewart was 66; Rupert Murdoch was a stunning 72. Not only does that mean they'll have less stamina than the average dad, that means they'll, well, check out a lot sooner too.
The old sleep poorly. Perhaps they stand watch.
I just hope I'm never promoted to the level of my incontinence.
Like a lot of fellows around here, I have a furniture problem. My chest has fallen into my drawers.
They decided as part of my 75th birthday celebrations that I would be entitled to fly first class. I'll be honest, I'm not good at flying anymore. To my credit, I can stretch out on two coach seats.
Tea Party members go to meetings on Medicare scooters.
Golf challenges you mentally at any age, and when you become my age, it's a challenge physically to try to make your game work as well as it ever did. That's close to impossible, but that doesn't keep you from trying to hit the ball where you used to hit it and make the putts you used to make all the time.
Oftener than not the old are uncontrollable; Their tempers make them difficult to deal with.
Once in a while, the thumb that fits over the neck of the guitar kinda bothers me a little bit, but not that much yet. I figure in time I won't do much because of my age.
When I was 22, I thought I couldn't wear heels because of my height.
It's tough to be 68 and dating. I've given it up now.
Oftentimes when kids are left with their grandparents they're not agile enough to keep up with all of the things that they're going through.
My passion's always been about helping the youth, and this is no different, except the issue are 21, 22, 23 years old and maybe even older than that, but they're very young in MMA World.
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them.
People who watch morning television are elderly, infirm or emotionally immature.
It is more profitable to be mindful of our own faults than of those of our age.
I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair.
The shedding of any clothes, when you're 70 years old, is tricky.
I travel to the Middle East, I travel to China, I travel to Europe. It's all very rewarding - the only problem is the travel is getting more and more difficult for me now. Ten years ago I would have enjoyed it a lot more.
I know Bea Arthur left the Pam Anderson roast really early, but it could have been because she was half dead; I don't know.
