Accident Prone Quotes

Working as a teaboy may have helped my confidence, but not everyone else was so pleased. I could never remember who had milk or how many sugars, and I had an unusual talent for spilling tea on the recording console.

My only solution for the problem of habitual accidents is to stay in bed all day. Even then, there is always the chance that you will fall out.

I spill water on myself all the time at nice restaurants. I've run into poles and knocked myself out.

Last Wednesday, I stupidly dropped my iPhone in the bath, and my life has sort of spiraled almost out of control.

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.

You'd think I walk around with my eyes shut, banging off the walls.

Are you referring to the fact that you can't walk across a flat, stable surface without finding something to trip over?

I've had so many injuries in my life that it's ridiculous.

I hate ladders. I don't mind heights, but I hate getting hit with ladders and falling into ladders. Anything where there are ladders involved or inanimate, unpredictable objects or multiple people gets dangerous.

Even though she had been warned, she tripped over the bike. She probably tripped because she'd been warned and was telling herself not to trip over the bike. She did that sometimes. It was often easier not to know what obstacles were in the way.

In Scotland, I have a huge barn full of woodworking tools. I love working with my hands. I basically just make myself bleed a lot. I'm very accident-prone.

I am not lucky. I am the type who would go to Lourdes and drown in the waters.

My friends have named me the person they least want to do extreme adventures with, because I always seem to be very close to being part of a disaster. If a cat has nine lives, I think I've used a few.

The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.

When people say Evel's a stuntmen I want to throw up. He's nothing but a daredevil idiot. The only reason he's famous is because he wrecks his motorcycle every time he rides.

Mr. that boy couldn't hit the ground if he fell out of an airplane.

I'm constantly bumping and banging into things.

Try not to trip," she added. "We don't have time for a concussion today." I groaned. That would be just like me - ruin everything, destroy the world, in a moment of klutziness.

People who know me know that I am very clumsy, always fumbling, and I talk rubbish most of the times.

I was kind of a bouncy kid. I used to roller-skate into the sides of cars.

If I said 'Fall down', he's gonna fall down. I'm still his father.

I never had an imaginary friend, just imaginary circumstances. I was so into the Indiana Jones movies, and I would constantly reenact circumstances. I broke my left arm three times, two of which were me trying to be Indiana Jones.

Let me guess,' Ian said in a voice like ice. 'You fell on a rock.

My teacher told my mum, 'I think William has dyspraxia,' and Mum asked what that meant. She said, 'Well, if I put a chair in the middle of the room and asked every child in the class to walk around it, William would be the only child in the class to walk into it.' Mum was like, 'Yeah, that's my boy'.

I'm such a klutz!