Rush Limbaugh Quotes

I can't be as flip as I once was.

I've never been a TV junkie. I remember watching Letterman way back when he had a morning show.

It's hard to get away from being old. I still talk about the TV set.

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read.

Oh, to be seventy again!

Time was when people used to brag about how old they were - and I am old enough to remember it.

Someone has said the best nursing home is the U.S. Senate.

Now and then may not be enough…You have to enjoy it while you’re still young. enjoy it to the fullest. You can use the memories of what you did to warm your body after you get old and can’t do it anymore.

History, like wallpaper, repeats itself and can also make a room look old-fashioned.

Do you think George Bush actually knows who Gordon Brown is? He probably just thinks Tony Blair's put on weight and had a mild stroke.

To an old man any place that's warm is homeland.

I'm 47 now, and I'm at that stage where I'm still young but I'm not young. I'm not old but I'm getting old, and I have stuff at home that reminds me of people and places.

There's the moon trying to look romanticMoon's too old that's her troubleAren't we all?

You don't get to be old bein' no fool.

"Oh to be old again," said a young corpse.

You know you're getting old when kids start to dress like you used to and movies are made about your teen life.

I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

This is what I miss, Cordelia: not something that’s gone, but something that will never happen. Two old women giggling over their tea.

Remember when we didn't live in the future? When we were young, it was not the future yet.

I'm a century old, an impossible age, and my brain has no anchor in the present. Instead it drifts, nearly always to the same shore. Today, as most days, it is 1962. The year I discovered love.

I'll never make the mistake of being 70 again.

I feel like Bill Walton - old and shitty.

Those who love not their fellow-beings live unfruitful lives, and prepare for their old age a miserable grave.

Hundreds,' Joe says. 'Hundreds and hundreds. But then again, I'm old.' So old, Jesus was in your math class,' I say. I crack myself up.