Os Guinness Quotes

I don't do much. I'm too lazy. That's my problem. Hang around my couch, watching the TV. Just too lazy. I realized this the other day, I get hit my a truck tomorrow - a big truck could hit me - paralyze me from the neck down. Wouldn't effect my lifestyle a bit really.

When I feel like exercising I just lie down until the feeling goes away.

The biggest sin is sitting on your ass.

An idle man has a constant tendency to torpidity. He has adopted the Indian maxim that it is better to walk than to run, and better to stand than to walk, and better to sit than to stand, and better to lie than to sit. He hugs himself into the notion, that God calls him to be quiet.

Some people never get their feet on the ground, They're either sitting in a chair or theyre laying down.

Human nature is above all things lazy.

Of all the cankers of human happiness, none corrodes with so silent, yet so baneful a tooth as indolence.

I'm just generally lazy.

Nobody has ever thought himself to death. The chief danger confronting us is not age. It is laziness, sloth, routine, stupidity, - forcing their way in like wind through the shutters, seeping into the cellar like swamp water.

I'm like the laziest person who ever lived. It's amazing to me I even sit up.

Indolence is the dry rot of even a good mind and a good character; the practical uselessness of both. It is the waste of what might be a happy and useful life.

Oh, if only I did nothing simply as a result of laziness.

I look upon indolence as a sort of suicide.

The greater part of human misery is caused by indolence.

The present generation, wearied by its chimerical efforts, relapses into complete indolence. Its condition is that of a man who has only fallen asleep towards morning: first of all come great dreams, then a feeling of laziness, and finally a witty or clever excuse for remaining in bed.

Indolence, languid as it is, often masters both passions and virtues.

The very soul of the slothful does effectually but lie drowsing in his body, and the whole man is totally given up to his senses.

I'm quite lazy.

I'm just a lazy boy. I'd rather sit in my recliner and act.

Idleness is the stupidity of the body, and stupidity is the idleness of the mind.

The easiest thing to do in the world is pull the covers up over your head and go back to sleep.

Nothing irritates me more than chronic laziness in others. Mind you, it's only mental sloth I object to. Physical sloth can be heavenly.

I am lazy.

Indolence is the sleep of the mind.

Laziness isn't merely a physical phenomenon, about being a couch potato, stuffing your face with fries and watching cricket all day. It's a mental thing, too, and that's the part I have never aspired for.