Orlando Bloom Quotes

Failure is simply the non-presence of success. But a fiasco is a disaster of mythic proportions.

The minute you think you've got it made, disaster is just around the corner.

History: the category of human phenomena which tends to catastrophe.

Nothing fails like failure.

There are going to be screw-ups, mistakes, confusion, and missteps. One hopes they won’t be fatal.

The Bay of Pigs became a metaphor for feckless folly and failure.

I've done every series that had gone down the toilet.

When we weren't being transcendent we specialized in self-inflicted disaster.

Disaster is a natural part of my evolution toward tragedy and dissolution.

One sound blow will serve to undo us all.

Calamitous collapse is better than mediocre defeat!

I watched the mighty skyline fall

Could the world fall?

I tell ya, I knew my morning wasn't going right. When I put on my shirt the button fell off, when I picked up my briefcase, the handle fell off, I tell ya, I was afraid to go to the bathroom.

The status quo leads to self-destruction.

People make mistakes, and bad things happen.

My friends have named me the person they least want to do extreme adventures with, because I always seem to be very close to being part of a disaster. If a cat has nine lives, I think I've used a few.

Once people realized that, 'Hey, we're going to be left on Earth here, and everything is going to hell quickly,' sci-fi soon became about our own self-destruction.

When you're losing, crap happens.

I don't like to watch train wrecks.

It’s the end. It’s the end of the civilization. We’re going down. No, it’s sure not too attractive. Lenticels. I just hope my kids don’t live to see the last days. The things burning and people living in cellars. Violet. The only thing worse than the thought it may all come tumbling down is the thought that we may go on like this forever.

No more terrible disaster could befall your people than for them to fall into the hands of a Hero.

If anything can go wrong, it will.

A broken fortune is like a falling column; the lower it sinks, the greater weight it has to sustain.

Man started out on the wrong foot. The misadventure in paradise was the first consequence. The rest had to follow.