Rudy Boesch Quotes

Everything needs to be lampooned. I believe that there's not any sacred ground.

All the religions are super funny to me.

I haven't watched 'Mad TV' a lot, but I have seen some stuff on there that is truly funny. You have to have some sort of attitude toward the subject, and they seem to have it. It depends on how much blood you want to draw.

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.

I think to simply make fun of something isn't particularly interesting. I try to not just do a parody of something or belittle something or disparage something.

Men blaspheme what they do not know.

Jesus is just a word I use to swear with.

When he said we were trying to make a fool of him, I could only murmur that the Creator had beat us to it.

If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not crucify him. They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it.

I am an atheist still, thank God.

Religion deserves no more respect than a pile of garbage

We make fun of our leaders.

The most serious parody I have ever heard was this: In the beginning was nonsense, and the nonsense was with God, and the nonsense was God.

If you don't count some of Jehovah's injunctions, there are no humorists in the Bible.

You are absolute angels of the first order. If I were Pope, I’d canonize you.” “The Pope would probably love to turn a cannon on you!

I was walking through the woods, thinking about Christ. If He was a carpenter, I wondered what He charged for bookshelves.

I finally accepted Jesus. not as my personal savior, but as a man I intend to borrow money from.

Built God a church and laughed His word to scorn.

I'm still an atheist, thank God.

The national anthem blows. Are you kidding me? Do any of you have it on your iPod?

God is an iron... and that's a hot one.

I could be worse, you know." "How?" I asked, teasing. "I mean, I have a work of calligraphy over my toilet that reads, 'Bathe yourself in the comfort of God's words,' Hazel. I could be way worse." "Sounds unsanitary," I said.

Ridicule is man's most potent weapon.

Irreverence is an essential part of our culture.

There is no place for a person like me in a world that only takes itself seriously. Satire is so necessary but fairly ineffective.