Jake Arrieta Quotes

Nice knees, bud, but the hairy legs could use a Bush Hog. (Kyrian)

I really can't be bothered going to a barber. And shaving every morning, that's nightmarish. I spent my teenage years covered in tiny little bits of toilet paper.

Let me tell you, 'The Reader' was not glamorous for me in terms of the body-hair maintenance.

I had to do the full body shave for the first coupla weeks of 'White Chicks,' then I said, 'You know what? I'm just gonna be a hairy white chick 'cause this is too much!

I'm doing like a No. 2 or a No. 1 on my head now because I just love how easy it is. I just shave my head and go out.

I'm kind of lax about hair in general. I stopped shaving my armpits in part to experiment with pheromones, but also because I just didn't feel like shaving them anymore.

I'm extremely hairy. It pretty much connects from the top of my head to my toes with a nice upper body sweater/track jacket type of thing.

Body hair. You know when you're swimming as a kid and you want to crawl on your dad? None of us went anywhere near him. 'My god, a beaver! Everyone out of the pool!

Shaving your head is acceptable. It's when you start wearing toupees and brushing your hair over that things go wrong.

I just grew the hair on my back. Facial hair just wasn't appealing to me. I liked it on my back, though.

I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!

Basically, they had asked me if I would shave my head or wear a bald cap. I said look, if you are doing a series for five years I would want to shave my hair because I would go bald with all the gum and glue from the bald cap.

I like a grizzly look as long as it's maintained. Facial hair requires maintenance; you can't just grow it out and be done with it.

No nose hair. Ever. You'd be surprised at all the little twigs sticking out. I just can't get it. How can you see that and not just want to hack it off?

If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.

Actresses are so spoilt - we have someone who does our hair for us on set, so we don't know how to do it ourselves in real life. I know how to wash my hair and brush my teeth, but that's about it!

I have the softest beard in the world. As far as growing it, it doesn't itch, and it's so non-intrusive. But, I am so sick of hair on my face and on my head. Because I'm not a really hairy guy, I'm not really used to it.

I really am not that hairy on my body. It's weird.

I'm hairy.

I thoroughly believe that shaving is the best way of hair removal, as it's the most convenient and hassle free of all the methods.

I want the great masses of my people to take a greater pride in their appearance and to give their hair proper attention.

I must to the barber's, monsieur, for methinks I am marvellous hairy about the face.

It was the shaving that bothered me the most. I'm not a great fan of shaving and I had to be really clean-shaven, hands, head, hairline, all the fluff off my face, everything except my eyebrows, so this sheen, this kind of polish they used on me, would stick.

Get a Brazilian wax. It makes sex better, orgasmwise.

Wear that cologne, shave your face, shave your head, cut your nails, you know...take care of yourself.