Karl Pilkington Quotes

I'm not built to have a bald head. I've got a huge sniffer.

When I look at myself, I'd like not to have hair on the top of the ceiling.

Fortunately, it doesn't seem to have made a lot of difference to my audience that I'm as bald as a billiard ball!

My whole career, I was pretty much bald. So, people just got to know me as being a bald guy.

Short of spending $10,000, there is nothing you can do to your head to hide the fact that you're going bald.

I'm going bald. I'm having a major problem with it.

I don't want to be rude to the afflicted but Uncle Eddie is bald in a way which is the baldest I have ever seen.

Being bald is no fun.

Hair loss is God's way of telling me I'm human.

This is exactly what I thought - that I didn't have enough hair. Peter Jennings. Tom Brokaw. Dan Rather. Beautiful locks, beautiful heads of hair.

I had a shaved head for six years.

I've been going bald since I was about 17. I'm still hanging on to my hair for dear life, but I do sometimes wonder - should I get a wig?

See, I was fine being bald, because I have a good-shaped head.

According to the doctors, I'm only suffering from a light form of premature baldness.

The truth is that genetics has robbed me of hair. But it's not interesting to blame genetics.

I don't want to go bald, I don't know what's coming up next.

Have you noticed how most directors are either bald or grey-haired?

I'm the poster boy for Propecia. It's amazing.

Several years ago, I began losing my hair, and like a lot of men, it was a major concern to me, in fact it was practically an obsession. But, also I'm an actor, so I'm in the public eye a lot and I really felt that my hair loss could affect my career prospects.

We're all born bald, baby.

I wish I had more hair on my head. Maybe if I sprinkled fertilizer on it, it would grow.

I do a lot of damage to my hair every day because of my work. I just noticed this huge change. It started getting thinner and it started falling out. I hit 30, and I literally felt like I was balding!

I'm still bald, I just wear a toupee.

My hairline is receding. So my days as a romantic lead - even though I've never had them - are behind me.

I made a choice in my career to not get hair plugs and not hide the fact that I was balding, and I've managed to play all sorts of characters who have shaved heads.