Charlaine Harris Quotes

Indeed, I did have a relationship with Miss Lewinsky that was not appropriate. In fact, it was wrong.

Ice cream shops are just houffs, persons just entering and enjoying themselves in a manner which is not proper.

I made advances towards multiple women in work-related situations, where it was clearly inappropriate. I put people in compromising and inappropriate situations, and I selfishly took advantage of those situations where I should have known better. My behavior was inexcusable and wrong.

What's his offense? Groping for trout in a peculiar river.

I pass by that it is very culpable to be facetious in obscene and smutty matters.

It is unseemly to undress on stage. I won't do that.

... pure desecration, desecration of public property ... the most deplorably undignified conduct ... ever witnessed on the part of a Cabinet member.

It is clearly disgusting and completely inappropriate.

Sexual inappropriacy in my industry? Absolutely. Almost every week.

I enjoyed harassing tram conductors.

During the second term of the Clinton presidency... I thought, 'Here is the literal and figurative role model for the United States of America behaving like a perverted little kid.' I just found it all really unmanly and undignified.

One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!

I'll tell you what's fun - finding the right stewardess and turning her upside down in the back of a plane.

I did not have textual relations with that server.

Immodest words admit of no defence, For want of decency is want of sense.

These feelings you engender in me, my lord, are most indelicate. You should stop causing them immediately.

If you look at Bill Clinton, far worse, mine are words, his was action. This is what he has done to women. Never been anybody in the history of politics in this nation that's been so abusive to women, so you can say any way you want to say it, but Bill Clinton was abusive to women.

It's two o'clock in the morning, they're not going to get any nooky anyway, so this one guy and the guy with the t-shirt guy started sniffing the girls panties.

Pansy," Murphy sneered. Thomas leered at her. "You make my stamen tingle when you talk like that, Sergeant.

The man who tells me an indelicate story does me an injury.

When I laugh hard, sometimes I wet my pants, but I'm always relieved because that means I'm having a good time.

It is unbecoming for a cardinal to ski badly.

Apparently, six women claim that Arnold Schwarzenegger groped them while working on his movies. Hats off to these women who admit they worked on Arnold's movies.

My English teacher wanted to have sex with me in Junior High. The only problem was, my English teacher was a guy. I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler and stapled his nuts to a stack of papers.

Women say hello and then put their hands down my trousers. I thought it was my hand they were supposed to shake.