Sarah Addison Allen Quotes

The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after.

Sometimes the hangover provides inspiration.

Sometimes when you get hammered till the small hours you feel pretty good in the morning, but really it's just because you're still a bit drunk. That old hangover is just toying with you, working out when to bite.

That is the remarkable thing about drinking: it brings people together so quickly, but between night and morning it sets an interval again of years.

It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up.

You always say 'I'll quit when I start to slide', and then one morning you wake up and realize you've done slid.

All the mistakes I've ever made in my life have been when I've been drunk. I haven't made hardly any mistakes sober, ever, ever.

I don't have to wait until the next morning to regret something I did that was kinda dumb.

I see that a man cannot give himself up to drinking without being miserable one half his days and mad the other.

It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after.

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.

How like herrings and onions our vices are in the morning after we have committed them.

Sometimes you wake up the next morning after making a lot of bad decisions and have this nonchalant reaction like, 'These Things Happen' - what can I say?

Some people never learn, no matter how much their heads hurt in the morning.

You'll be scandalized in the morning when you can think again.

Doesn't matter. If I would've had a beer before the game, I would've been drunk. So I don't believe in 'if.'

I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don't remember what I said last night.

Woke up this morning with a wine glass in my hand. Who's wine, what wine, where the hell did I dine?

With a hangover and with fear, it is difficult to put a helmet on your head.

They say night's beauties fade at dawn, and the children of wine are oft disowned in the morning light.

It is the first duty of a gentleman to remember in the morning who he went to bed with the night before.

Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter, sermons and soda water the day after.

Nora: "How do you feel?" Nick: "Terrible. I must've gone to bed sober.

The Morning after Woe- Tis frequently the Way- Surpasses all that rose before- For utter Jubilee-.

I can't think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they're dead.