Toby Keith Quotes

Banks' beer. There's nothing like it! To Brazil. And to Barbados justice.

Whiskey just naturally likes me but beer likes me better.

I've got friends in low places, where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues away.

Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet depreciate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground.

By burning Luther's books you may rid your bookshelves of him, but you will not rid men's minds of him.

I'm going to have some fabulous nights out with champagne.

All men should have a drop of treason in their veins, if nations are not to go soft like so many sleepy pears.

The country will be on a straight whisky basis, and in these days of unrest, it is dangerous to have steady beer drinkers switch to whisky.

A liquor for drinking is made of barley or other grain, and fermented into a certain resemblance to wine.

Nine hundred and ninety nine women out of a thousand are more interested in the cut of a dress than in the independence of their sex; nine hundred and ninety nine men out of a thousand are more interested in drinking a glass of beer than in questioning the tax that is laid on it;

Oh Cup-bearer, set my glass afire with the light of wine!

My father was a country music singer and a motion picture actor, Tex Ritter, and I sort of had a normal upbringing, except dad would come down in full regalia with the boots and the guns and the hats, and the horse would eat with us. But other than that, it was pretty normal.

My idea of working out is drinking whiskey - instead of beer.

I like whiskey and I like vodka, too. And beer.

We've always been hardcore rebels.

Mike Hammer drinks beer because I can't spell Cognac.

Even on the Serengeti, it ain't a barbecue if there ain't some kind of beer.

And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert

Here 's to the maiden of bashful fifteen; Here 's to the widow of fifty; Here 's to the flaunting, extravagant queen, And here 's to the housewife that 's thrifty! Let the toast pass; Drink to the lass; I 'll warrant she 'll prove an excuse for the glass.

The pageant has passed. That day is over. But we linger, loath to think we shall see them no more together - these men, these horses, these colors afield.

A well-made Martini or Gibson, correctly chilled and nicely served, has been more often my true friend than any two-legged creature.

He spoke of his campaigns in the deserts of Mexico and he told them of horses killed under him and he said that the souls of horses mirror the souls of men more closely than men suppose and that horses also love war. Men say they only learn this but he said that no creature can learn that which his heart has no shape to holo

Horses are far worse than men for treachery.