Elizabeth Moon Quotes

Everybody always says that I'm the girl next door, which makes me think that y'all must have a lot of weird next-door neighbours.

I don't know what 'normal' means, anyway.

It's always refreshing to meet someone crazier than us," I said. "We seem so normal afterward.

Normal is all relative.

in this world there is only toleration for the so-called normal.

I was always fascinated by people who are considered completely normal, because I find them the weirdest of all

I need wrong to get laughs. I need a normal world so that I can be abnormal, and that's my problem. Comedians need prejudice.

I'm not unusual; it's the others who are strange.

I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else, and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? It's just funny.

Whenever you see people talking about how real they are or how normal they are, it seems odd to have that self awareness that you could potentially not be normal.

I've never been more normal than I am now.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

I am pathetically law-abiding.

Maybe your weird is my normal. Who's to say?

Normal is the average of deviance.

If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

If I had two faces, do you think I would be wearing this one.

Everyone's sex life is funny except your own. Every person's is, and yours never is.

If we do not know what humor is, that may be because we do not know what humankind is.

Humor is a very personal, subjective thing.

A real man doesn't know what cellulite is. Until I was 30 I thought cellulite was a building material used for restoring plasterwork in stately homes.

I just want to be normal, like everybody else." "Are you sure that being like everybody else will make you happy?

It may well be that a societys greatest madness seems normal to itself.

They think they're normal, because they all do the same thing. Well, I'm going to pretend that I have drunk from the same well as them.

The conception of what is normal varies not only with the culture but also within the same culture, in the course of time.