Kayvan Novak Quotes

No one's ever called me anything but 'Arne.'

I think it would be impossible if you had a name like mine not to get a little flack for it.

In school, nobody could pronounce my name. They just called me Rocky.

No one can pronounce my name. My name is 'The Black Guy From 40-Year-Old Virgin'.

The stupidest question I get is 'Is Goldberg your real name?' I tell people, 'No, my real name is Killer, but I wanted a much more menacing name, so I picked Goldberg.'

When I had long hair, I used to tie it back, so the guys would say I would look like the 'Gypsy.' I used to hate that, but the less you like a nickname, the more it sticks.

Whatever people want to call me, I'm cool with, except 'Zinger.'

Sometimes I introduce myself to people, and their reaction reminds me that it's insane that my name is Beanie.

Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.

My name is Jimmy, but my friends just call me the hideous penguin boy.

My real name is Garrett Nash, so G is just the g and nash.

I got called Scarface at school.

My last name's kind of interesting - Farmer. I don't really think it's interesting for the stage. I think Lynne kind of had a better ring to it.

What's there in a name! Some people call me Jai, while others call me Jaggu, Kishan, Jackie, or Bhidu.

No one calls me Belcalis except for my family, my mother, and my daddy.

With cab drivers, I always say I'm from Brazil. I don't say I'm from Israel. It's happened more than once that someone is blaming me for the government's policy. And I say, 'Listen, I live here. I'm a musician. I don't call the shots.'

There is one nickname that my mate wants me to have... it's The Ace. I'm happy for a campaign for people to start calling me that!

You know, sometimes people recognize me, sometimes they don't.

I grew up in America - I was born and raised in Texas. I might look different, but at the same time, I'm pretty American.

People have called me Ha Ha since I was in elementary school, so that's just what it's been.

My name is Ralphie. How many Ralphie's do you know? It's unique.

Every single person you can think of called me Paper Boi.

'Shaggy' was a nickname before it was ever a stage name. I have no problem with it.

I never used to be taken seriously as a Swiss person.

I'm still the same and I don't feel any different but when the elevator doors open and everybody gasps, it's an alienating feeling.