David Sedaris Quotes


Like any normal fifth grader, I preferred my villains to be evil and stay that way, to act like Dracula rather than Frankenstein's monster, who ruined everything by handing that peasant girl a flower. He sort of made up for it by drowning her a few minutes later, but, still, you couldn't look at him the same way again.


Citations

Sedaris, David. Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim. Little, Brown and Company, 2004.

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David Sedaris
David Sedaris
  • Born: December 26, 1956
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Writer

David Raymond Sedaris is an American humorist, comedian, author, and radio contributor. He was publicly recognized in 1992 when National Public Radio broadcast his essay "Santaland Diaries." He published his first collection of essays and short stories, Barrel Fever, in 1994. He is the brother and writing collaborator of actor Amy Sedaris.