William Hone Quotes

Let's face it, I'm a has-been.

People are quick to be like, 'You're irrelevant. You're a flop; you're washed up.'

I'm not in demand. I'm all washed up.

Mediocrity is obscurity.

I was never in the top category of anything. I was never on people's lists. I was never the potential anything!

I just want to be a wallflower. Nondescript. Just not anything. I don't want to see me.

I've always been more drawn to being normal than being famous.

Some guys just slip under the radar.

I think it's important to have had at least a few years of obscurity, where people treat you like everybody else.

That's life when you're on the D-list.

Our act started at the bottom and went downhill.

I do not like being famous. I like being normal.

I seek no longer to be a 'famous' person, and instead I wish to live a 'normal' life.

I am never honored. My career is hilarious to me. I am either under the radar or over the radar.

Hell, I can't even generate a good demonstration any more.

Marxism-Leninism is a worn-out dress that should be thrown away.

When I go back home, I am just Jess, no-one special.

E! has just become a sad, sad place to live. They don't know what they're doing; they have no ideas... everything they do just is a failure.

I'm not someone like Norma Desmond who's harking back to her younger days.

I don't feel famous personally, and I feel like when most people get to know me, they're like, 'Oh, she's just the same as everybody else.'

Most people don't know who the hell I am. But that's not really important.

I'm in a museum. I'm a relic.

No one remembers the runner-up!

I don't want to be a VIP. I want to be an LIP, a Less Important Person.

I'm not a celebrity. I'm a guy doing a job.