Nikki Glaser Quotes

To talk about a relationship trivializes something that's nobody's business.

Trust him not with your secrets, who, when left alone in your room, turns over your papers.

I have a lot of disrespect for people who cheat. I feel like if you're in a position in a relationship where you want to see other people, and the opportunity to cheat comes up, don't.

Spying among friends is never acceptable.

It is just completely disgraceful that someone can go to the extent of morphing my face onto someone else's body to create a sensational video.

Debts and lies are generally mixed together.

I feel that people I trusted - I don't know who, on what level - have let me down, and I think they have behaved disgracefully, and it's for them to pay. And I think, frankly, that I'm the best person to see it through.

My personal life was fair game. And that's what hurt me.

I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.

If a person lies to you about what's in their bank account, they'll lie to you about other things as well.

What Clinton did with Lewinsky was despicable but was no threat to the nation. That he lied about it repeatedly and to the public is a reason for us to cease to trust him and for him to resign.

While the meeting I participated in turned out to be a ruse, I made statements during the course of the meeting that are counter to NPR's values and also not reflective of my own beliefs. I offer my sincere apology to those I offended.

You can't really write a full album about your missus. She'll start getting the wrong idea and start thinking I like her.

Infidelity is a deal breaker for me. I've broken up with people over it. You can't do monogamy 90 percent of the time.

If a man breaks a pledge, the public ought to know it.

You see that's what I think is such a terrible, terrible betrayal, the trust that people have in government.

I don't mind letting people in a little bit, but I have learned from the past not to talk too much about my relationships and to keep things as private as possible.

I read my sister's diary when I was 7. She was, I think, 13. It was awful to read it.

I feel only my friends and family need to know what is happening in my personal life.

Everyone realizes that one can believe little of what people say about each other. But it is not so widely realized that even less can one trust what people say about themselves.

Fraud will vitiate any, even the most solemn transactions; and any asserted title founded upon it, is utterly void.

All of us know that when the confidence of a private conversation is breached by a party with ulterior motives or one who simply misunderstands what the speaker says or means, the speaker can always be embarrassed.

I am going to help show the American people that they too cannot trust him, that this is a man that does not live up to his promises, and this is a man who cheated students in the so-called Trump University.

It is plain old-fashioned wrong when people lie and trick other people.

People where we come from hear so many lies that the truth stands out like a sore thumb.