Bob Saget Quotes

I think I would have taken a (expletive) load of Advil.

My head is pounding. I wish the mints were aspirin.

I’m feeling great. Well, pretty great, unless I’ve forgotten to take a couple of Tylenols in the past four or five hours, in which case I’ve begun to feel some jagged little pains shooting down my left forearm and into the base of the thumb.

I get migraines a lot. I get them when I'm stressed out. My brain freezes, and I just try to get through that.

It was during a cosmetic procedure that I first had painkillers.

I don't even take aspirin.

What I do for migraines when I get them, I listen to classical music, and I turn it up really loud.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

Menstruation not only carries with it the connotation of a productive system that has failed to produce; it also carries the idea of production gone awry, making products of no use, not to specification, unsalable, wasted, scrap.

We play a lot of tennis, and we work out at the gym three or four times a week. As you get older, you feel those aches and pains, so Advil's become a friend in the house.

I took more anti-inflammatories probably than anybody in my 20 years of playing and I know what that terrible stomach pain can be. I also know what terrible menstruation cramps can be, as most women tennis players have, to the point where you feel nauseous, but you just play on.

I guess the headline is that you mustn't tough it out assuming it's 'normal' to feel incredible pain when you're preggo or post-partum, or be afraid to try a new specialist or a new kind of specialist if you have pain that isn't getting any better.

I live with very serious headaches, even though I am on daily medication.

Long-term effects of taking painkillers and anti-inflammatories are never really good. To find another form of relief has been great.

Advil has a candy coating. It's delicious. Then it says on the bottle, do not have more than two. Then why do they have a candy coating? I cannot help myself. Let me have ten Advil, I have a sweet tooth.

Do you happen to have another Condom? I think I've discovered the cure for headaches.

Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache.

A guy complains of a headache. Another guy says, Do what I do. I put my head on my wife's bosom, and the headache goes away. The next day, the man says, Did you do what I told you to? Yes, I sure did. By the way, you have a nice house!

The bigger the headache, the bigger the pill.

I didn't feel physically sick. But mentally. My mind was twisting in so many ways. (...) We once saw a documentary on migraines. One of the men interviewed used to fall on his knees and bang his head against the floor, over and over during attacks. This diverted the pain from deep inside his brain, where he couldn't reach it, to a pain outside that he had control over.

The comforters head never akes.

Some pain you can distance yourself from, but a headache sits right where you live.

Do not undervalue the headache. While it is at its sharpest it seems a bad investment; but when relief begins, the unexpired remainder is worth $4 a minute.

...and whenever I had menstral cramps, I could just pretend that Voldemort was close.