Rob Marshall Quotes

I'm not the only taxpayer who has no idea what he's sending to the IRS. This year, only 28 percent of all Americans will prepare their own tax returns, according to a voice in my head that invents accurate-sounding statistics.

It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta

As far as my tax returns, you don't learn that much from tax returns.

I do not do my own taxes. It's too many forms. "Here are my 70,000 forms. I have no idea."I would be in jail.

Tax returns give you nothing. Tax returns give you no information.

Even with multiple instruction books, maneuvering the maze of the tax code is costly and time-consuming.

Americans spend 3 billion hours per year filling out tax forms and keeping tax records.

Most people don't realize the amount of tax forms the small business guy has to go through.

Today is tax day. A lot of people are hoping they get refunds. And that's just the folks here in the audience.

Most Americans are very focused on what their tax returns will look like while President Trump is in office, not what his look like.

I used to do my own taxes. You know how you buy that gigantic sheet at Staples, add up the restaurants, clothes, and taxis and glue your receipts into the book month by month? The more money I made, the more complicated things got.

It's that time of year again, April 15, taxes. I know it's depressing, but just remember, you're paying for roads, bridges, hospitals, and an army to keep the nation free. Unfortunately that nation is Afghanistan.

Taxing is an easy business. Any projector can contrive new compositions, any bungler can add to the old.

I have paid taxes every year, a lot of taxes.

I'll bring my tax returns; you bring yours. I'll meet you anytime anywhere.

Why can't Americans do their own taxes? Because the federal Tax Code is out of control, that's why. It's gigantic and insanely complex, and it gets worse all the time. Nobody has ever read the whole thing. IRS workers are afraid to go into the same ROOM with it.

It's April 15, tax day. The federal tax code is over 74,000 pages long. But stick with it because after page 72,000, it gets really good.

As American taxpayers know too well, the tax code is incredibly complex and compliance is all to expensive.

[Addressing a young aide:] You have a college education, haven't you? I don't know what to do or where to turn in this taxation matter. Somewhere there must be a book that tells all about it, but I don't know where that book is, and maybe I couldn't read it if I found it!

Tax Day is often a source of frustration for taxpayers, so anything that can make the process less painful is appreciated.

Tax season always means a deluge of tax advice. Unfortunately, most of it is futile and lightweight.

Losses from partnerships and limited-liability companies, the entities through which the Trumps report much of their income, do not have to be added back as part of the A.M.T. calculation.

You grow up, no one really teaches you about taxes, especially as an athlete.

Taxes are way too complicated, and people spend way too much time worrying about ways to get them lower.

Now, people have a hard time understanding how taxes work.