Christopher Walken Quotes

I'm the person who will go to a wedding and switch the place cards around because I don't want to sit next to someone I don't know, because I'm so bad at chatting to strangers.

Desperate times call for desperate measures" is an aphorism which here means "sometimes you need to change your facial expression in order to create a workable disguise." The quoting of an aphorism, such as "It takes a village to raise a child," "No news is good news," and "Love conquers all," rarely indicates that something helpful is about to happen, which is why we provide our volunteers with a disguise kit in addition to helpful phrases of advice.

A wig is a wig is a wig.

People always complain, 'you never invited me to your wedding', but I prefer casual weddings.

It was only literally hours after the wedding when he felt he didn't have to keep up the facade.

I love dressing up for events; to me it's almost like wearing a costume for the evening.

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense.

I mean, I do wear a wedding ring and take it off when I shoot.

The Hiltons know how to put on a good wedding, that's all I can say.

The only time I ever look good dancing is if I'm next to my dad at a wedding.

The press is just not your friend when it comes to a marriage. That's why we didn't sell the pictures of our wedding, and we got offered millions of dollars for them, millions.

I love playing characters that have secrets.

Though lust do masque in ne'er so strange disguise she's oft found witty, but is never wise.

The telephone, which interrupts the most serious conversations and cuts short the most weighty observations, has a romance of its own.

Marvel actually sent me to a school in the Bronx where I had a fake name, and I put on an accent, and I went for, like, three days. I basically had to go to this science school and blend in with all the kids, and some of the teachers didn't even know.

It is not in the power of even the most crafty dissimulation to conceal love long, where it really is, nor to counterfeit it long where it is not.

Anytime I had a date, it was at the Sadie Hawkins Day dance.

We have a lot of guests who are trying to take over the house and the owner of the house doesn't like it.

I've had people come stand in front of the treadmill and wait for me to acknowledge their presence so they can speak.

That's basically all my act is - it's just listening all the time and watching for what people do with their hands and so on. It gets on people's nerves a bit - especially when you're at a wedding and you're scribbling on a table and they go 'stop doing that' and you go 'I can't.'

The first time I ever saw James in a tux, I told him, 'Oh, my: wherever and whenever we get married, you have to wear one of these again!'

I am a celebrity, but I don't want people standing outside my wedding venue.

For actors, the idea is that you convince people you're someone you're not.

Love is rarely a hypocrite; but hate--how detect and how guard against it! It lurks where you least expect it; it is created by causes that you can the least foresee; and civilization multiplies its varieties, whilst it favors its disguise.

All you need to know is that I have an old enemy pretending to be me. (Acheron) Why? (Talon) Well, it obviously isn’t to be nice to me and win over my friends, now is it? (Acheron)