Carmen Miranda Quotes

I just don't know a couple that's been married more than three years that doesn't annoy the heck out of each other every 15 minutes.

Agreement is never reached in love. The life of a wife and husband who love each other is never at rest. Whether the marriage is true or false, the marriage portion is the same: elemental discord.

Well,” she said. “I’m frustrated.” “Don’t make me angry-kiss you.” “Give me the laundry.” “Tempers rising, faces flushed … This is how it happens.

Oh! How many torments lie in the small circle of a wedding ring.

I know this is kind of corny, but we thought about renewing our vows again because I think my mom would really love it if we did that in Arkansas, where I came from.

Maintaining marriage seems to be tougher than fatherhood: apparently it's the most difficult thing in the world.

If you had asked me when I was 28 and in my wedding dress if I ever thought I would end up in my forties flipping my husband the bird over potato chips, I'd say you were crazy.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

In marriage there are no manners to keep up, and beneath the wildest accusations no real criticism. Each is familiar with that ancient child in the other who may erupt again. We are not ridiculous to ourselves. We are ageless. That is the luxury of the wedding ring.

Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight.

The conception of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross word suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.

Marriage is a difficult project. When seven years have passed and all your body's cells have been replaced, you're meant to experience that seven-year itch.

To communicate with each other, we got to get mad at each other sometimes.

There may be good, but there are no pleasant marriages.

Marriage is like life - it is a field of battle, not a bed of roses.

I like fighting. I get into rows all the time.

Quarrels often arise in marriages when the bridal gifts are excessive.

Everyone knows marriage is tough.

The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife.

My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.

Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about.

Wedding rings need to be sparkly to remind us not to have sex with other people.

'Through sickness and through health' sounds so simple on your wedding day, but in reality, they become significant words that are a huge responsibility and show true character to navigate.

I don't understand why you have to wear a wedding ring to warn people off. You should be able to be faithful to that person without anything on your body to show that you are with someone.

All I can say is marriage is hard.